[random post is random:alex jones]

Where to start on this one? Alex Jones is an paranoid idiot. And he doesn't care who knows it, either. He is also the most .He's Dale Gribble made flesh.







Seriously, I don't really give a f*** if you don't like Obama(god knows I don't-and I voted for the man!),but some of the things that Alex Jones accuses Obama are so out there that you have to laugh. Mind you,I don't buy into anything he says-I just listen to it for the WTF factor.






Speaking of that....The other day the WTF reached a new low. He said that he is wrestling with taking his kids to Disneyworld because he claims that the government follows him all over the place and tap his phone.He's scared that if they go to Disneyworld the big bad gubmint will arrest his entire family and make them disappear. Oh yes. He's already paranoid as hell about flying because of the body scanners(BTW-went through a body scanner the last time *I* flew-ain't no big thing!) and the groping(not saying it hasn't happened-but Alex Jones, as usual is all about the hyperbole.) And remember not too long ago they were trying to get people to opt out of being screened so that it would hold up security lines?Well, that turned out to be a whole lot of epic fail.






Alex Jones claims that he is mistrustful of doctors(a lot of the ads on his show are for "natural" product and the health "experts" on his show are proponents of "natural" medicine. God forbid people should go to the doctors,because most doctors don't know what the hell they are doing. Doctors are always trying to push drugs which have some sort of negative effect on you(usually some sort of cancer.) Sh!t, just existing will kill you. What's good for you/bad for you seems to change every other week(see also: Dr. Oz- I could do a whole post on Dr. Oz himself because he annoys the sh!t out of me.)






He makes all sorts of claims that he can't back up-like I said, he is very paranoid. He claims that there are people in law enforcement and the millitary that have "woken up" and are on his side. He also claims that there are lots of celebrities and musicians who have woken up(never really names names)but he also claims his "celeb" friends send private planes to come pick him up.I call just a little bit of b-o-l-o-g-n-a on that one.